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On How to Properly Approach a Man

Ladies, we are entering a new age of adminstration. One where traditional power roles are being reversed. For many a moon women have been steadily stalking the success rabbit and have learned to sink their talons into its hide, forcing it to the ground and draining the life force from its ventricals.   519 more words

The Re-education Of Cai Otee

If You Want, You Can Still Take Etiquette Lessons

The idea of charm school is really quaint at this point. Girls walking with books on their heads, the back of your hand smacked if you pick up the wrong fork or put your elbows on the table, the thought that you need to practice how to curtsey. 456 more words

Etiquette News

From Banned in Boston to Banned in Berkeley in 55 years

When I arrived in Cambridge for grad school 55 years ago, there were a lot of sore shoulders in people who’d been patting themselves on the back for the blows struck for freedom of expression. 494 more words

Social Issues ( Be Civil ! )

To-do list:

To do.

-Butter slices of tiny icebox rye.

-Wrap piece of bacon around canned pineapple chunk.

-Cut out rounds of cheese to fit toast.

-Fill puffs. 46 more words

Welcome to fast and fancy!

For years, I have been poring through old books, cookbooks mostly, examining the strange advice and gory aesthetic of our last century. I am looking for something, but I am not entirely sure what. 231 more words

Accidental Poetry