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Chastity belts to protect the Missouri legislature?

This little article conjured up a vision of all interns at the Missouri legislature being required to wear chastity belts.

TPM:

The Missouri legislature would like to continue its internship program despite the program being marred by the recent sexual harassment of interns.

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Behaviour

Past Imperfect - #285

Edmund: “Here we go, love. Smile for the cameraman.”

Millie: “I’m so excited to be going on our honeymoon!”

Edmund: “Me as well. We finally get to consummate our relationship, my poodle.” 293 more words

Humor

Past Imperfect - #62

Edna just couldn’t understand why she kept attracting the wrong sort of men…

Humor

Shinto torii gates, cock cages and chastity belts.

Many astute people have observed structural similarities between Japanese Shinto shrines and modern devices designed to deny sexual activity. This isn’t surprising. The torii (translated as bird abode) is the traditional gate at the entrance to Shinto shrines which screens out the profane outer world. 126 more words

Olfactory Dysfunction and Neuron Stupidity

It’s close to quitting time and the Friday blues come.  Bang it out. The to-do list needs to be crossed off. Women are productive but girls dabble. 477 more words

Flash Intimacy

REG NUMBERPLATE ‘THE INSANE BOUNTY HUNTER’ & THE GOLDEN AGE OF VENETIAN CHASTITY BELT THEFT!

“Watcha Reg and what is this you bring before me, King Richard I of all England this time.”

“Well my liege Coeur de Lion and all that – may I call you Coeur?” 484 more words