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What the Monkeys are Really Saying


Judgemental little shits.

They sit on a shelf above my stove and one day just relayed these statements to me by mental telepathy, which is pretty amazing when you think about it, with me being the only one of us to have a functioning brain, as far as I know. 269 more words

A Lifetime Of Being Me

Pumpkin Spice Crispy Treats

Hey there! I hope you had a great weekend. Mine was wonderful, just too short. I could always use one more day. If someone ran a presidential campaign on the platform of a nationwide 3 day weekend they would have my vote. 561 more words

intrigue and scandal

This morning I found myself putting the wholesome, one gram of sugar Classic Cheerios on a secret underground mission. L has a preference for the more sugar-laded Honey Nut Cheerios. 158 more words


Toasted Cheerios

Toasted Cheerios in butter is one of the few snacks I remember my mom preparing for my brother and me when we were kids. I’d all but forgotten about them until recently, when I was surprised to hear her toasting the O’s as we spoke on the phone; I’d assumed they were a treat she made only for us.

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I started off with WordPress. Things were going pretty well, but I just found it really hard to sit down on a daily basis and write things out. 206 more words


The Great Pumpkin Marathon

I’m afraid it’s that time of year again, Ladies and Gentlemen. It’s September, and it’s time for my grouchy All-Things-Pumpkin post.

It’s certainly not that I don’t care for pumpkin. 479 more words


Cereal Bars : Noms

My parents have this habit of over-buying any food item that we say we like. Apple juice? Boom, sixteen bottles show up in our fridge. They see us eating one marshmallow? 310 more words