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Some Ramblings Concerning ze Illuminati

Ok, so let’s start with one of the most known things in triangular culture, the Doritos.

  • spicy
  • orange
  • cool-looking
  • orange dust on ze fingers
  • hotter than you…
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The Anatomy Of A KILLER Caramel Apple

I have been searching a lifetime for a caramel apple as good as the one I first tasted growing up in Shorewood, Wisconsin. Jorgensen’s candy shop, on Oakland Avenue, was the place I would run to after school to grab one of their masterpieces. 185 more words

Snarf Foods Sinppets

Burger King's Mac n' Cheetos Now Available At Walmart

Burger King’s limited time menu item, Mac n’ Cheetos had people going crazy. They only had the item on menus twice in the past year and were originally released in partnership with Frito-Lay while supplies lasted. 51 more words

Features

September Poem 12: The Fast Food Presidency

See the lip of President. The wispy

Lip of Mister Five O’clock. The orange

Crusted spray tan lip. The thin sheen of fried

Chicken grease as finger lickin toupee… 67 more words

Poetry

Something Scary Is Happening to Doritos (It's Happening to Cheetos, Too)

(Source: www.inc.com)

Absurdly Driven looks at the world of business with a skeptical eye and a firmly rooted tongue in cheek.

Some things are a given. 488 more words

Money Matters

September Poem 5: High in the Bag

The audience with a lunar bag of

Cheetos. The full moon, riding high in the

Bag, floated. Buffeted its way. Slowly.

With strands of white it disappeared. 68 more words

Poetry