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Too much caffeine, adult acne, and cheeto stains on everything

I’m full of caffeine, but I’ve been thinking. Okay, it may be the caffeine talking here, but I HAVE been thinking.

I literally live my life with Cheeto stains on my clothes. 690 more words

Funny

Colonel Sanders vs The Princess God

This dream takes place inside of a skating rink that is owned by me. I am a wealthy, obese, business man; widely known for my fried chicken restaurant. 550 more words

Dreams

Blood Sacrifice

Tommy lit a match and dabbed the end of the joint into the flames while he turned the joint between his fingers. He said, “Don’t want the flame to run. 3,080 more words

Fiction

The Beer Archives: New Glarus Staghorn September 2013

Yep, it’s Staghorn again. Don’t ask me why I felt compelled to make the poor young lady look like she was bathed in Cheetos. Sometimes one just follows color combinations down dangerous paths. 61 more words

Beer Designs

Felt the urge for cheese, got matchsticks instead

Sticks the snacks were indeed, however, even though they had their share of enzyme modified cheese (emc). Though, I think they lacked a bit of  ‘X’ factor. 133 more words

China

Sploots, Cheetos and a Corgi Butt

I have a steadfast rule: If you don’t poop outside or wipe your own butt, you can’t stay at my house. Thanks to Cheetos, our new four-legged child has not had a poop accident inside. 430 more words

New Orleans

Flaming Hot Cheetos Mac & Cheese

Ingredients:

  • 3 cups Macaroni
  • 2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese
  • 1/2 cup parmesan cheese
  • 3 cups milk
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 2 1/2 tablespoons flour
  • 2 tbsp butter…
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