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Cubs Pitchers Battle for 5th Starter Spot

The Cubs pitching rotation is pretty set in stone 1 through 4. Jon Lester will be the ace. Jake Arrieta will be 2nd. Jason Hammel will pitch 3rd. 311 more words


Hendricks Awarded 4th Starter Spot on Cubs Rotation

For the Chicago Cubs, it seems their pitching rotation seems to be forming nicely. Yesterday it was announced that Kyle Hendricks would be slotted as the Cubs 4th starter in their rotation. 116 more words


God To Hand Out Apples From Tree Of Knowledge At Cubs Game

In an unexpected statement released today from His vacation home in Orlando, God, Creator of All Things, said He will be distributing free apples from The Tree of Knowledge at the Cubs game Sunday in Chicago. 252 more words

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