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Cubs Pitchers Battle for 5th Starter Spot

The Cubs pitching rotation is pretty set in stone 1 through 4. Jon Lester will be the ace. Jake Arrieta will be 2nd. Jason Hammel will pitch 3rd. 311 more words

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Hendricks Awarded 4th Starter Spot on Cubs Rotation

For the Chicago Cubs, it seems their pitching rotation seems to be forming nicely. Yesterday it was announced that Kyle Hendricks would be slotted as the Cubs 4th starter in their rotation. 116 more words

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God To Hand Out Apples From Tree Of Knowledge At Cubs Game

In an unexpected statement released today from His vacation home in Orlando, God, Creator of All Things, said He will be distributing free apples from The Tree of Knowledge at the Cubs game Sunday in Chicago. 252 more words

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Following Jesus: A Special Arm Chair Pontificator Report

Hello. My name is Guillermo Gumshoe. I’m an ace reporter for TACP. I’ve just spent the last three days following Jesus around, and I’m here to tell you all about it. 976 more words

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Some Things You Might Not Know That I Love: Part Three

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The Chosen

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(500) Days of Summer

Futility of Chicago Cubs Baseball (Ugh)

By Evan Wixom

Click here to see how painful it’s been for a Cubs fan the past 105 years

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Why Bother?

The term “long suffering” wasn’t coined for the Seattle Mariners. The legendary ineptitude of the Chicago Cubs Baseball Club goes way back. They’ve earned it fair and square; they’ve suffered for it, wept through it, have been cursed and hexed and reduced to cruel, incredulous laughter by it; more recently they’ve even been… 2,931 more words

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