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Happy meal

No, make that Ecstatic Meal.
Happy doesn’t half convey the atmosphere of sheer merriment that permeated McD at lunchtime today.


Bog scroll

“Our Father, who art in Heaven. Let not this modest abode run out of toilet paper. Ever. Blessed be thy name. Amen”



Mr Nissan-me-me-me-look-at-me-Juke-the-joker has obviously not read the memo on mandatory boring colour schemes for cars.
He’ll learn. He’ll get back in line.

Talking about lines, he is parked under the double yellow ones. 90 more words


Body double

Carlos obligingly lent his support, and his scissor-shaped fingers, to stand in the spot where the no. 2 of the Mistake Factory would soon cut the ribbon, marking the official opening of the Innovation Hub (four laptops and a rack of hard drives blinking away with blind enthusiasm). 35 more words


2016 Vote for Me Me Me National Portrait Awards

It’s the same every couple of years. The Big Electoral Portrait Awards.
I have always found it highly irritating.

Until this year.

Now that my Richard is up, I am totally biased. 170 more words


Delightful annihilation

I have always been shit-scared of the end of the world.
I can’t help but feel that there is a definite aftertaste of rain-on-your-parade to your average armageddon. 42 more words


On the tear

Unlike the hysterically happy beardy guy who was only too glad to promote the delights of beer guzzling at 9.30 AM as I was walking in to work this morning, Mr. 133 more words