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If it is Too Big to Swallow, Don't Put it in Your Mouth in the First Place.

I want to apologize up front for all you folks whose minds are in the gutter and you thought this was another type of post. 366 more words

Things I Heard In Church: At one point the bat was inches away from my neck and making me a vampire.

At one point the bat was inches away from my neck and making me a vampire.

Paraphrased from a Dave Teixeira teaching, 10/25/2015, Sunday, Strength in Weakness…

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Things I Heard In Church

Butt prints in the sand.  

This weekend, I attended a beach retreat.  As one is wont to do on such an occasion I was drawn outside to the ocean front to have some sort of soulful encounter with the Lord.   375 more words


The Christian Faith is Like Laughter

The Christian Faith is like laughter…

  • Laughter is public, it is meant to be enjoyed
  • Laughter is public and personal, we first find joy in something in order that it can be shared with others…
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Trying to get a WOMAN to calm down, you’d be better off tryin’ to BAPTIZE a cat…….

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A man died and went to hell. As he passed sulforous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw his former attorney snuggling with a beautiful woman. … 38 more words


KIDS do know

These are how some kids feel about MARRIAGE

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. 86 more words

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