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Yeah, I'm a Christian and I read Fifty Shades of Grey.

I had to hit the blog for this crap. Yes, I have read Fifty Shades of Gray…all three…in less than 2 weeks. Yes, I am a Christian. 417 more words

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Does the Holy Spirit speak Christianese?

I asked myself this this morning during my morning quiet meditation and devotion time.

I think He knows the language but doesn’t speak it. I think this language was born out of trying to simplify complex answers. 174 more words

Spiritual Physical Healings

Turning Christianese

I think I’m turning Christianese!

I think I’m turning Christianese!

I really think so!!

(amended from “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors)

Of all the cringe-worthy words, phrases and sayings out there some of the things we say as Christians are truly shuddering to hear, mouth-quivering to speak and sometimes force us to blanch mentally. 913 more words