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Stresses of the Season

Years ago, my friend Judy invited me to drop by for a visit the day after Christmas. When I arrived, I found her draping wet laundry around her kitchen and wiping away tears. 559 more words

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The Procrastinator's Countdown to Christmas

Think you’ve got all the time in the world to get your Christmas crap done?!? Think again…

First Weekend in November:  You smirk at all the Christmas lunatics who have: (a) already started their shopping, and (b) started putting up their Christmas decorations. 584 more words

Part 2: The 12 Days of Merry Hanukkah Holiday Christmas Cuanza.

“Clark: Oh, I was just smelling – smiling. I was just blouse – browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn’t… Oh hee hee, it wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they – HOTTER than they are. 6,257 more words

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12 Days of Christmas-Part 1

CHRISTMAS

A time to remember with fondness those who touch our lives in so many ways…

Part 1: The 12 Days of Merry Hanukkah Holiday Christmas Cuanza. 5,306 more words

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Humor #293

Revised 12 Days of Christmas

Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” subsidiary:

1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing considerable savings in maintenance… 498 more words

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