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Humor #293

Revised 12 Days of Christmas

Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” subsidiary:

1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing considerable savings in maintenance… 498 more words

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Why I'm on the NAUGHTY LIST!

by Joe Buonfiglio

“Why does some fat bastard in a red suit get to pass judgment on me as to whether I’m nice enough to get toys or naughty enough to get coal for Christmas?! 605 more words

Joe Buonfiglio

What a week for writing! Somehow I’ve managed to get in early, two weeks in a row… it’s called insomnia! In the meantime, my piece on the holiday blues is on fire at… 410 more words

Tales From The Motherland

The digital Nativity story

I know its a few years old and by now everybody might have seen it. But then you never know, maybe I am not the only who crawls under a rock once in a while. 34 more words

Writing And Prompts

Humor #292

The other night, three-year-old Billy was showing the terracotta nativity scene in his living room to his stuffed dragon.

“This is an activity scene,” he said to the dragon. 624 more words

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