Tags » Christmas Humor

Stresses of the Season

Years ago, my friend Judy invited me to drop by for a visit the day after Christmas. When I arrived, I found her draping wet laundry around her kitchen and wiping away tears. 559 more words


The Procrastinator's Countdown to Christmas

Think you’ve got all the time in the world to get your Christmas crap done?!? Think again…

First Weekend in November:  You smirk at all the Christmas lunatics who have: (a) already started their shopping, and (b) started putting up their Christmas decorations. 584 more words

Part 2: The 12 Days of Merry Hanukkah Holiday Christmas Cuanza.

“Clark: Oh, I was just smelling – smiling. I was just blouse – browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn’t… Oh hee hee, it wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they – HOTTER than they are. 6,257 more words


12 Days of Christmas-Part 1


A time to remember with fondness those who touch our lives in so many ways…

Part 1: The 12 Days of Merry Hanukkah Holiday Christmas Cuanza. 5,306 more words


Humor #293

Revised 12 Days of Christmas

Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” subsidiary:

1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing considerable savings in maintenance… 498 more words