I’ve just finished (a picnic) dinner in the garden. When I looked up I noticed this little fellow heading from left to right across the lawn. 317 more words
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Vancouver-area marketing manager Alice Ahn has become militantly pro-choice after ralphing on her marmalade cat Lord Binky McBooger for the umpteenth time.
“Before this – and I want to stress – completely planned and wanted pregnancy, I sort of considered myself more on the pro-life side of things, you know?” said a visibly pale and shaky Ahn as she attempted to wipe the vomit off a resentful McBooger. 453 more words
Dear child, I come to you on this day to bring some profound knowledge your way. Nothing is as it seems to be, and neither are you. 1,355 more words