Here is a handy guide for moms of boys denoting little boys’ complex thought process regarding hygiene and cleanliness.
Situation 1: Is peeing all over the bathroom acceptable? 289 more words
If there’s one act in the human experience that feels very futile to me besides shaving and laundry it’s showering. Not that I don’t enjoy being clean or anything, but it just strikes me as a very Sisyphean activity to keep doing day after day and when you’re a fat fuck like me, showering every day is very mandatory. 273 more words
The Sunday Morning Revisits are posts that I wrote a few years back that I think deserve another look. Here is one originally posted Nov 12, 2011 entitled “ 519 more words
Brunch! the glorious son of breakfast and lunch. The savior of our, sleepless, hardly working, confused generation. It is my favourite meal alongside breakfast, lunch, evening tea, dinner, late dinner, post football meal, post meal dessert, later dinner, early morning pre-breakfast and second breakfast as defined by the hobbits. 1,394 more words