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Sum misstake surely!

What is best “Darught or Bottle Beer” I never know.

Who cares, that’s what I say, what’s more important is the fact the UK school leavers are the worst educated in Europe and no one seems to care! 354 more words

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Asian food is often inscrutable!

Hmm! Factory soot yummy! Two portions please, if it is the same!

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. 329 more words

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The bastards are they the passengers, the owners of the bus or any drivers? No idea really! But isn’t it great to speculate?

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They should ban painful food!

Ouch! Is the bowl melting? It looks like it, or is the designer of the packaging just crap? Hang on though has the packaging designer eaten a bowl of the dreadful back stuff and gone off for one? 387 more words

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Fancy a Chinese?

Following the sale by traders of 40 year old meat here is the next food scandal in China.

What do I usually say about now? Oh yes, “Only in China,” well I hope so don’t you! 386 more words

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Who you calling Skum?

I don’t know these folk from the frozen wastes of the North have some interesting words don’t they? Still it’s too cold to complain, even in the middle of what the locals say is ‘summer.’ 347 more words

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Lost in South Africa

The Table Mountain National Park must be a great place to visit, where you can see everything from Tables to Mountains in their natural habitat, oh and Penguins and Antelope and the good news is that when you leave you only have to look under your car for Penguins, not Antelopes or Mountains and Tables! 429 more words

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