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Cuba turns to Google for translations

Another brilliant job done by Google translate!

People ask me, “what is it I hate about Google?” The answer is simple ‘everything!’

I’m adversed too being spied on, having my email read, my search actions recorded and if I had the awful new messaging service, my private conversations listened into! 442 more words

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More trouble than it's worth?

Well this hotel in Koh Talu, Thailand didn’t cover the murdering of tourists but otherwise the list of things that will make your stay simply horrible is rather complete in this never-humble Cat’s opinion. 670 more words

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The terrible side effects of "Joy Juice!"

It’s not uncommon in Penang, Malaysia to see desperate Joy Drinkers start to kick the poo which extensively covers the side walks, happily Penang is one of the dog poo on sidewalk capitals of the world and so there is plenty to spread around for all! 367 more words

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If you got one flaunt it, tell the world!

Decent toilets in the land of Delhi belly are so rare that if you have a bathroom with a urinal (no matter how you spell it) then it is worth putting up a sign. 455 more words

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If you read Chinese are you in for a treat!

Great news! My first book, ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary,’ which has been regularly described as a masterpiece of feline literature, is currently being translated into Chinese! 524 more words

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Sun worshipper!

Dear Lord let’s tan!

About the Author

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book… 320 more words

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This should be read in the voice of a yokel


Oh the people of Dorset, them do like a larf!

But you have to admit as my good friend Teagan the Black Cocker Spaniel will tell you there are few places better to live. 506 more words

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