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Fancy a poo salad?

I’m not a lover of salad as a main course, believing, as the Italians do, that it makes a great accompaniment to a meal, or as a course between the Antipasta and the Main course, however nothing in the world would get to to try The Coffee Club’s steamy looking Adagio Salad let alone the one they intriguingly name “Scat.” 394 more words

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Indian nonsense

Oh they mean the Guinness Book of Records.

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Oh that's clever!

Well I wonder how many late nights it took to come up with the name of this bar. There are some clever people in Aruba! 356 more words

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How sweet!

How nice an office especially for mice. They are nice in Indonesia – well to Mice!

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. 329 more words

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Posh ejaculate for better illumination

My, my the headline looks like a clue from one of those impenetrable cryptic crosswords where the answer would be ‘Banana Towers’ and only the very, very, clinically clever could provide the ‘correct,’ and I use that word loosely, answer! 426 more words

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When it comes to Oysters only eat the fresh ones

That’ll make you ill, no matter how cheap they are.

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Liquid lunch!

Oh I don’t think I can manage half a wino, could you?

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. 329 more words

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