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A Desert Joke?

Well I suppose in the desert when you haven’t got the internet or a TV signal your mind starts to wander and you start to have strange ideas like oh I don’t know… lets make some signs with very silly warnings or messages, you know like “The Gobi Desert Canoe Club.” 371 more words

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An unusual cuisine, to say the least!

Eating out in Beijing? I suggest you don’t bring the grandparents!

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Troll caught! Are the sure?

I have to say, I didn’t know that Trolls came from Alaska!

Are they suggesting that Alaskan Trolls can fish? That sounds a little far fetched to me, I think I’ll give Peter Jackson a call and ask if he knows the true answer. 358 more words

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Ephesus, a statement on the development of mankind

Ephesus was famed for the Temple of Artemis (completed around 550 BC), one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, Nowadays you can buy “real fake watches,” and who says that mankind hasn’t progressed to a higher level? 347 more words

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Are you having a toilet event?

I don’t know exactly what a toilet event is, like an event movie maybe? The advertiser definitely makes it sound special!

Still whatever a toilet event is I don’t think I want one thank you very much and so I won’t be calling the number advertised, but that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t dear cuddly readers, just pleased don’t tell me all about it! 347 more words

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The polite and acceptable face of crossdressing

Such a nice sign it almost makes me wish I was wearing a frock. But then Surrey, in England is a nicer part of the country on occasions. 347 more words

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Now that's so wrong!

Why do people wear T-shirts which have slogans in English if they obviously don’t know what the slogans say. Not only that as a parent would you blithely give your child a T-shirt if you had no idea what it said? 349 more words

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