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This cheddar didn’t hibernate
When it said it would
There’s spaghetti-filled baboons
In my slinky neighborhood
Crawling through vacation
Spinning like cube walls
Pretending not to notice… 263 more words


Astro’s Luna Display will turn your iPad’s front camera into a clever button

(Source: techcrunch.com)

Astro’s Luna Display hardware dongle is a dream for anyone who wants their iPad to act as a second screen for their Mac – wirelessly. 301 more words


Laundra The Goddess

Laundra walked out into the mystical magical totally glittery sugary sweet river made of filtered unicorn piss to clean her grannie panties. It had been some time since she had washed them because they were supposed to be magical and stain-resistant, or else why would she wear such damned ugly underwear all the time, especially since she dressed like a slutty nurse. 991 more words


A Really Clever Idea

Every now and then a really clever idea just pops into my brain, like a light bulb turning on. But then I think “no, Thomas Edison invented THAT one”. 23 more words


Grrragh The Bubarian

Grrragh woke from a slumber of sleeping, embedded in a bed where this sleeping thing had taken place. He wore a loincloth freshly washed by river spirits, servants of the goddess Laundra. 1,454 more words


18 clever Halloween costume mashups you'll be sorry you didn't think of first

There’s no denying that some people take costumes to a whole ‘nother level. These folks have decided on upping the ante to two levels.

1. Dumbledora the Explorer… 140 more words


5 Quick, Affordable Halloween Costumes for the Once-Enterprising Millennial

Halloween is coming up and you’re broke as hell but still wanna boast a unique, clever costume. Don’t worry – I’ve got you. Here are 5 Halloween costume ideas guaranteed to make you the hit of the party you’ll regret attending after too many vodka cranberries cause you to sleep with Kylo Ren. 709 more words