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38 Reasons Why Chickens Are Similar To Human Beings

1. Blink Blink – Chickens have two eyes and so do humans.

2. Chicken Lickin’ – Humans have tongues and so do chickens.

3. Walk Like A Rooster  504 more words


Chirp Chirp Chirp

My keyboard chirps at me. It does NOT ‘cheep cheep’ endearingly like a goldfinch. If I bang very hard on my oak desk, defiant ‘twerk’ noises spit at me. 681 more words


Dampatch: 23 - Clucking Hell

As she sat in the Queens Hotel lounge drinking her third coffee to sober up before driving back to Bristol, Claire received a phone call from Stephen Bawtree: 2,342 more words