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Walking Landed Me in the Hospital

I’m not clumsy, I’m just accident prone. ~Daniel Radcliffe

Disclaimer: This happened almost four months ago. I am fine.

Today’s post actually has a few alternative titles:

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Moral Of The Story

Life inside a Slapstick Routine

On my way to work on Monday, I shut a part of my body in the car door.

This happens often, actually. I’ve shut my fingers in there more than once, and when I had long hair, it would get caught in the door all the time. 875 more words

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Day Two Hundred Ten Morning #DiaryoftheEndoftheWorld

Lyle writes:

The moon set early last night which left me to stumble in the dark thrice. Nothing serious except the last incident, when my clumsiness stirred up a nest of snakes. 23 more words

Diary Of The End Of The World

Deal 708: Lit splash

Being the clumsy sort, you learn to expect to trip and drop things. So with all that practice, it is no wonder that I dropped it. 130 more words

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Deal 708 Preview

EvenOdder:
Past: stick vs. Voodoo
Present: Clumsiness vs. Impulsiveness
Future: Beer vs. Saw

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A fuckupĀ 

I’m a fuckup. I can’t do anything right. Even simple tasks perplex me and I’m hopelessly clumsy, careless and dumb.

People don’t hesitate to make me feel bad when I make mistakes. 82 more words

Deal 703: Mr. Punch

The box was almost traditional. Just tall enough. Curtain in front, small stage. Just enough room for the show.

The colors were a little strange, and the show was not traditional at all. 239 more words

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