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Deal 531: Rondelet for Bugs

Carrots to Crunch
Rabbit stumbles upon his lunch
Carrots can Crunch
The Prince planted many a bunch
Carrots are good, and fun to munch
Orange roots green tops soothing a hunch
Carrots do Crunch

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Pregnancy and Clumsiness

Clumsy might as well be my middle name. That was before pregnancy, now it might as well be my first, middle and last name.

Dropping things is my forte, most spectacularly a tray of half used cups of water down a heavily pregnant woman’s back at work. 143 more words

Pregnancy

In loving memory of my new shoes

Today was my mum’s birthday. Happy Birthday Mum! 🎂🎁🎈

We went out for dinner, which we do most years for our birthdays. It’s really nice to chill out with your family for an evening, even though I always end up thinking far too much about how much work I have to do. 364 more words

Family

Tollpatschig

The day I met her, one of my (now) dearest friends spilled her coffee all over her desk on her first day of work. She nervously laughed it off and I was cordial enough to hide my utter annoyance. 195 more words

Part sixteen: THE HOTDOG

1983 and I was a six year-old, enjoying a holiday on the Isle of Man. I remember being fascinated by the trams which ran along the roads; some were electric, one or two were horse drawn, how did these trains occupy the same space as the cars and buses? 216 more words

Deal 512: Splash

“Clack, clack, clack” go the keys of the typewriter, “clack, clack, clack,” steadily without pause.

It is almost enough to drive a man mad if he weren’t already there, “clack, clack, clack”. 53 more words

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