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Teeny tiny rooster-obstacle

So, I’ve been a parent for more than four years at this point and last night we had a new first. We had our first run in with a teeny tiny c***block. 268 more words

DM: Nick will pull his horse up to Mara’s and try to talk to her.

Nia: Do I see that happen?

DM: Yeah.

Nia: I pull up between them and I’m like, “Hey, what’s up guys?” And I just start chatting him up, asking about his family and the Golden Sons. 18 more words

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STRAIGHT WHITE MALE

Written hours after seeing a girl running on the treadmill who was an exact replica of Taylor Swift in the commercial where she’s sprinting on a treadmill like a Suburban Girl on Black Friday and listening to Drake. 746 more words

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Books You May (Not) Wish To Buy Your Children

The moment you’re looking for book ideas for the Jam-eater and the internet (as usual) leads you astray. Some of these are real and some aren’t, you can decide which!