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Cracked 5 ... May 29th, 2018

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Ways You Can Tell a Washington Politician is Lying

A. He offers an explanation before an answer

B. He drinks water between answers… 47 more words

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Cracked 5 ... May 15th, 2018

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Intriguing Advantages to Being Totally Bald

A.  Avoiding the annoying flirtations of pesky women

B.  Landing field for woodpeckers

C.  Easier to peel off crusty dandruff… 39 more words

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The Sorcerer's Apprentice

We had watched him over the years, this man with a shock of orange-blond hair, gravity-sunken jowls, a complexion of orangish-tan. Was it a tanning bed or some sort of spray tan? 599 more words

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Charade

Charade: (n) an absurd pretense intended to create a pleasant or respectable appearance.

When the hair started thinning, I grew it out longer and tried to comb it over the top of my crown, but didn’t fool anyone. 196 more words

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