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Crack Is Whack

Every time I see a politician who has no chance in hell in being elected, announce he’s running for President, I feel I must ask, “And what brand of crack do you smoke?”

Disenfranchised Voter Apathy

Vote for Frank Underwood 2016 for President! Because voting for Frank would be better than the ass clowns that do run. FU2016!

Day 23: Instant noodles.

You know how when one person has gum in high school, everybody suddenly has stink breath? It’s the fight for minty exhalation. Well, the same thing happens in the third grade; but instead of gum, it’s instant noodles; and instead of a fight for minty exhalation, it’s a fight to fill their tummy tum tums with yummy yum yums. 148 more words

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Day 23: Buttface.

You hear the weirdest stories on a playground. Today  a little third grade boy was trudging toward his destination (his foe), with eyes full of tears and fists full of anger. 258 more words

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Day 23: The New Fatima.

Fatima has been replaced by another one-handed side hug-er. The playground was full of them. Now, before all of you start to call me heartless and cold-blooded, I’ll have you know this was Fatima’s choice. 57 more words

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Day 18: Magic cucumber.

Line up. Line up sweet line up. It was time to make sure all the third graders were in a single-filed line. This was my favorite part of the day. 147 more words

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