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Cold.

Numbness resonates up my ankles with every step I take,
rending my soles like lightning,
striking behind my kneecaps;
as if ants have viciously nibbled my toes… 34 more words

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Dinner with Bae.

Just an hour and a half to close. Ninety minutes. That’s it. Deep breath.

“Good evening, welcome to Ma Nonna’s. Can I get you started with a nice merlot?” 205 more words

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Review: The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion

Category: Adult Contemporary

Published: January 2013

Read: February 2017

Score: 4/5

Synopsis: (Goodreads) Don Tillman, professor of genetics, has never been on a second date. He is a man who can count all his friends on the fingers of one hand, whose lifelong difficulty with social rituals has convinced him that he is simply not wired for romance. 626 more words

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Raging Justice Boner

Storytime kids, gather round. If you enjoy raging justice boners and laughing, strap in, because this is a good’un. I wish I could put what just happened in my resume. 1,310 more words

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PART ONE What to do when an insane psycho comes to your house...

What’s up guys? The other day, I had a little “disagreement” with a few of my best friends, and as these things do, it quickly escalated into something a lot worse. 655 more words

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You're The Worst (Season 1) - YOU are if you don't give this show a chance :P

This gem is a clever subversion of the rom-com genre. On first glance, it feels like an anti-rom-com because the main characters Jimmy (Chris Geere) and Gretchen (Aya Cash) so deeply despise relationships and cheesy conventions. 610 more words

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The Nice Guys (2016) - Crowe and Gosling and stuff

Jackson Healy (Russell Crowe) is a so-called „Nice Guy“. He delivers messages by beating up people. He is supposed to convey to Holland March (Ryan Gosling), a not that successful P.I., to stop following Amelia, his client. 511 more words

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