I don’t ask for much from a girlfriend. No high demands in a relationship. I just want a girlfriend that’s gonna lick and suck food off of my fingers without me having to ask. 8 more words
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Today concludes the first week at my new job.
Here I thought I’d be greeted with a celebratory meal or gift of kind, but I stead I get met by a beaming grin informing me that “I’ve been writing a scathing review of the new fantastic four movie!” 214 more words