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The 10 worst things about being married

I’ve been married six months now, so I’m pretty much an expert on it. In honor of this milestone and the impending Valentine’s day holiday, here are the worst things so far: 331 more words


I'm not speaking to my cat right now.

Well, one of them. This furry weirdo:

Both of my cats have always believed in being close. Mostly, this is fantastic; they snuggle on the couch, curl up with us for naps, and are there to say WHY HELLO FABULOUS HUMANS! 244 more words


Procrastination, Re-emergence of Space Buns, and a Zest for Life

I see you’ve come back for more. Or maybe you’re new here. I doubt it, but here’s hoping! As of now I can think of maybe three people who MIGHT read this in its entirety, and I’m ok with that. 960 more words


From the moment we are born we are told how beautiful we are even though we resemble a potato with a mouth.
As soon as we make a noise we are told how brilliant and clever we are. 505 more words

Revelators reunification report

Now that I’ve had a couple of weeks to recover, I should probably tell ya about the Revelators show at Funtastic Dracula Carnival in Spain, before my memory gets even more fuzzy than it already is. 740 more words