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i can't help it: i like aphorisms (AKA facebook posts)

so today, here is what i recalled/remembered/realized (because i already know this but often need reminders of it): nothing nobody no place no animal no job no town no chocolate no moisturizing lotion no new tshirt no nothing can make you good and happy for a long time (maybe a few minutes) unless you know how to turn things around on your own and make yourself happy. 540 more words

Humor

Man Has Threesome With Fate!

“When were you going to tell me?” She looked as angry as a beaver with a splinter.
“When you went to the store. I was going to ask you for milk, and then I was going to tell you.” He looked as nervous as a deer at a NRA meeting in Texas. 531 more words

Poetry

Mystery 137: Maltese Mackerel/Dumb Waiter Caper

https://archive.org/download/Episode1Theme_201706/Episode%201%20(Theme).mp3

Mystery 137 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is the beginning of a new series. We now begin a 13 episode series titled The Puppy Hour. 121 more words

Erich McElroy: Edinburgh Fringe 2017 interview

Erich is an American political comic who’s taking on Trump.

Hello. How are you today?

Trucking along!

At this stage, how closely does your programme blurb match the content of your show? 235 more words

Comedy Blog

Joke Of The Day

“I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.”

Daily

Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei E3 HD English Subtitles


Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei E3 HD English Subtitles

Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei E3 HD English Subtitles
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei
Other name: The Irregular at Magic High School; 魔法科高校の劣等生 … 185 more words