A doormat serves a purpose,
It wipes the crap from off your shoe.
From mud amassed from woodland walks,
To a plethora of poo.
We all like to have a doormat, 66 more words
Hello Lake District fans, it’s been a while…
Do accept my sincere apologies for neglecting this lovely little site of mine, but as is often the case, life got in the way – for me life presented itself in the form of a relocation back to the North West, new business, first home, new puppy and what has felt like a thousand family occasion. 107 more words
TO VARIOUS FRIENDS
DEAR SIR, —
I am exceedingly obliged by your prompt and Christian reply. I felt it needful to make my protest against the bell-ringing somewhat strong, that I might not appear to be asking a favor merely, but claiming a right not to be disturbed. 68 more words