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Condor Ferries - Letter 2

Dear the Condor Ferries,

May I apologise most deeply and sincerely for what is about to follow. Although I may be a man with a righteous and genuine grievance, I am also British and therefore find these peculiar times that I must issue jeremiads tedious and wholly uncouth. 1,608 more words


Condor Ferries Letter

Dear the Condor Ferries,


I am a great admirer of your services, and have had some fantastic times aboard your flotilla over the years. Who can forget the time we sailed through the Battle of Trafalgar? 1,384 more words

Complaint Letters


Dear The Tango,

How are you guys? I haven’t seen you or your drink for what feels like an eternity.  My local supermarket is bereft of your fizzy good and I don’t think I’ve seen any of your adverts on the telly since they all got banned. 808 more words



Dear the McDonalds,

I would like to place on record that my love for your meals runs as deep as the furring they have caused in my arteries. 1,930 more words


Parker Pens

I sent a complaint to Parker Pens. You can see the original letter below and a painful to read transcription below that. 150 more words



Dear The Poundland,

Yes, yes I know, it’s me. And I know you told me not to contact you ever again and all that, but I have an issue with the correspondence you recently sent me. 405 more words



Dear The Smirnoff,

First off, love your booze. Nothing’s better for relaxing after a hard day grafting then getting in from work at the calendar factory, grabbing your world famous vodka from the cupboard and washing the ink and grime off my poor hands. 714 more words