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The Pot of Gore: Leprechaun Origins

As The Church of Chang’s foremost lepologist, it’s my duty to review any Leprechaun movie out there. I first heard of a new Lep movie a couple of years ago, when the production company drank in my local boozer. 1,479 more words

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Halloween: Resurrection. Or as I like to think of it, the series returning to form

I’m sick to death of the sight of this review so I’m publishing it. Sorry about the rough state of it.

Who on earth thought this was a good idea? 1,272 more words

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Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (on any mug that's stupid enough to watch it)

Halloween 5 was a disaster on every level. It was a disaster for the people that made it, a disaster for the people that watched it, and a disaster for the cynical producer types that sadly had their “KER-CHING” curtailed. 967 more words

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Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (on the audience)

Why won’t this bloody series die? I’ve now long passed the point where I wish I hadn’t started it, and I now actively resent the increasingly boring, turgid and unimaginative dreck with The Shape, robbed of all menace, tiresomely killing identikit teenagers. 1,197 more words

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