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Bowel Movement

Bowel movement: (n) an act of defecation.

We aren’t supposed to talk about it.

Matter of fact, it could be the definition of friendship. A friend is someone who has joined you in lengthy discussions about bowel movements. 205 more words

B Words

Year 2, Day 301

Your sensitive digestive system is bouncing back after being constipated for 3 days.


How I found out I was lactose intolerant! 

G’day maties,

Over the last few months I’ve made some drastic changes to my diet, but not out of choice! I recently found out that I was lactose intolerant, as a result of constantly feeling bloated and my skin basically erupting on me. 727 more words


Eat More Fruit

Excruciating pain in my buttocks for three days.  The large Jamaican nurse says she is going to mix a pint of molasses and a pint of warm milk.  170 more words

Real Life

Daily Blog – Constipate-day

My last baby’s poop was 4 days ago. This is what I am scared about, that he gets constipated. I have been there and I know how bad it feels. 247 more words


The Daily Toil

Your sister was much more predictable with napping, though I am thankful you can appreciate a good stretch of shut-eye too! The past few weeks, you’ve been up at 8, you’ve been up at 6:30, you’ve been up at 7 and you’ve been up at 7:30. 433 more words