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"You're a little tall to play Ariel."

“You’re a little tall to play Ariel.” said Moth.
“And you have way too many muscles,” said Mustardseed.
“But you might be able to pull it off,” Cobweb said, “if you can look really constipated.”
Lisa Mantchev, Eyes Like Stars    

Book Quotes

Constipation Going Blue

Forgive me as I swallow my pride, but  Jim Harbaugh is a great coach. Despite his constant constipated face, violently angry and all, Harbaugh knows his football and deserves to work for a notable franchise.  378 more words

The Ball Of Foot

The Yule Log

Took tablets Christmas Eve night, Christmas midday, Christmas evening and then I forgot on Boxing day morning. Still nothing! After all that food! Is my digestive system just that efficient?? 155 more words

The Long-legged One

I had to go with the tall office guy, who had a face that was about as long as his legs, and I have to confess that there had been a couple of moments when I had considered with curiosity the probable longevity of his weapon. 777 more words