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SMOD Visits Finland

What is it about Russia and Scandinavia that attracts the Sweet Meteor of Death? My guess is the radioactivity and the KGB wiretaps.

This is a video captured by Youtuber Aurora Borealis (LIVE!) while live-streaming the Northern Lights of a meteor that briefly turns the night sky as bright as day:

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Do Not Buzzfeed The Animals

Good news, everyone! Buzzfeed, the dictionary definition of fake news, is suffering a serious downturn in revenue. The plummet is spelling doom for its IPO and its plan to take the trash media site public. 101 more words


Watsonia improves credentials as a cool suburb because people are starting to dump oBikes around the place

Watsonia has finally caught up with the supposedly cooler suburbs of the inner north by now being the proud owner of an abandoned oBike. The appearance of an oBike dumped at Binnak Park in Watsonia North this weekend gives us yet another reason to say we’re a cool suburb. 122 more words


Mark Zuckerberg Should Not Run For President in 2020

This is an open letter to Mark Zuckerberg. He’ll probably never read it, but I think my readers might get something out of it all the same. 1,162 more words


Scooter Ben

The first time I saw Scooter Ben was when I was thirteen and at my friend Sam’s house. I was there with my actual best friend, I’ll call her Curly, and Sam was one of those friends that isn’t a *real* friend so to speak–Curly and I felt rather privileged to be invited to her home to sit in her basement and watch Freddy vs. 1,124 more words

Millennial Wellness

Happy Trumpiversary, Leftists!

It has been one year since Donald J. Trump was elected president, and tossed Hillary Clinton on the dung heap of history. So let’s celebrate by… 251 more words


The Schwarz Is With Him

A student at the University of Akron has declared war on his dormitory jackboots after they banned carved pumpkins. The result has been glorious!

An Ohio student who found out his dorm bans carved pumpkins skirted the rules by carving his jack-o-lantern out of a pineapple.

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