“We’ll call ourselves ‘Starfish Sisters’.” My friend Heather said over lunch. “You know after the Starfish story.” (Click the link for the starfish story.) 1,354 more words
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By David Joel Miller.
Places you should never go to find a date
People with a mental health challenge or who are in recovery want and need a close loving relationship just as much as anyone else. 769 more words
Just to get things rolling instead of going bowling you could begin a dialog sort of clear the air you know sort of lift the fog for starters you could mention the Tartars a pair of garters or your whimsy things that are flimsy or your friend named Lindsey people who are abusive who are allusive who are intrusive even those who are reclusive You could talk about preserves reserves twists bends and curves a lock step a miss step your instep or maybe an amulet an anklet a couplet a gauntlet or how about Hamlet You could turn to the nerds the geeks the Slavs the Greeks the shaws the sheiks semi-pros GI Joes husks ivory tusks a cola an Iotola maybe the city of Mineola or a war lock potluck John Hancock veal cacciatore a bedtime story or crime scenes that are gory I suppose one could discuss Tanzania a panacea a galleria a stacked sandwich an open ditch a light switch Q Tips parched lips back flips noodles poodles mindless doodles a man of letters go getters trend setters maybe even long sleeve sweaters Too you could bring up the topic of soap suds Milk Duds rose buds a concubine a ball of twine a bottle of wine a beer stein Say you know you sure are looking fine What else Well there’s a crack house there’s grouse a lowlife a louse bonuses waitresses mistresses bell hops door stops gum drops Samoa Balboa that big company Alcoa dragon flies fruit pies sad goodbyes wasabi Abu Dhabi people who act snobby There’s always stuff stacked in layers pro ball players your nightly prayers those dragon slayers lap tops bumper crops cough drops and small pox and you could bring up conversation regarding people whom you regard as so so who act a little loco who drink the cocoa or those that seem to have some mojo you know Maybe something about corrupt officials middle initials recent vacancies pregnancies vitamin D deficiencies or perhaps an iron lung your coated tongue or egg foo yung You know Just in case you need a conversation starter