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Waking up next to a Trumped Crack head whore

Scratch my morning wood dick and my pubic hair is plastered hard. As I cup my sore ball sack, my hand slides down to my ass hole, It’s pulsating and feels abused. 1,098 more words

Tragic Thong Throwaway of 2017

Both my Girlfriend (Hi Cheri!) and my girlfriend (Hi Lois!) are moving soon.  Both are technically moving closer to where I live, but not by much.   749 more words

Humor

CNN Fires Kathy Griffin

CNN announced Wednesday that comedian Kathy Griffin will no longer appear with co-host Anderson Cooper on the channel’s New Year’s Eve broadcast.

“CNN has terminated our agreement with Kathy Griffin to appear on our New Year’s Eve program,” a tweet from CNN’s official public relations Twitter account read. 182 more words

i like to make lawnmower sounds when i cum.
or like motorcycle noises, vrrrrrrooom.
or like a leaky radiator, hisssssssssssss.
or a self-oscillating lawn sprinkler, tk tk tk tk. 90 more words

Brooklyn

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

I used to live next to a crack whore when I was living in an apartment. And unless you think I’m being judgmental, I don’t use the phrase “crack whore” figuratively. 207 more words