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Like a CRACK WHORE on Hustle...

..like a CRACK WHORE on hustle…

This is thought that crossed my mind the other night while I was crossing the street with pace, tripping over my black stiletto shoes as one of them almost flew right off my foot, thus forcing me to over-compensate with a mid crosswalk wide legged lunge in a desperate attempt to balance myself, while trying not to mess my manicure. 902 more words

The first meeting....

Well, I went. Picture the scene – A church in the rough end of Birmingham. Me trying to find the entrance and walking around in circles. 519 more words

Dearest Netflix Enthusiast,

It has come to my attention that you are in fact severely addicted to television. This may seem like a trivial action to become fixated on but that type of attitude is exactly what got you into this mess. 230 more words

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