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Tragic Thong Throwaway of 2017

Both my Girlfriend (Hi Cheri!) and my girlfriend (Hi Lois!) are moving soon.  Both are technically moving closer to where I live, but not by much.   749 more words

Humor

CNN Fires Kathy Griffin

CNN announced Wednesday that comedian Kathy Griffin will no longer appear with co-host Anderson Cooper on the channel’s New Year’s Eve broadcast.

“CNN has terminated our agreement with Kathy Griffin to appear on our New Year’s Eve program,” a tweet from CNN’s official public relations Twitter account read. 182 more words

i like to make lawnmower sounds when i cum.
or like motorcycle noises, vrrrrrrooom.
or like a leaky radiator, hisssssssssssss.
or a self-oscillating lawn sprinkler, tk tk tk tk. 90 more words

Brooklyn

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

I used to live next to a crack whore when I was living in an apartment. And unless you think I’m being judgmental, I don’t use the phrase “crack whore” figuratively. 207 more words