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CNN Fires Kathy Griffin

CNN announced Wednesday that comedian Kathy Griffin will no longer appear with co-host Anderson Cooper on the channel’s New Year’s Eve broadcast.

“CNN has terminated our agreement with Kathy Griffin to appear on our New Year’s Eve program,” a tweet from CNN’s official public relations Twitter account read. 182 more words

i like to make lawnmower sounds when i cum.
or like motorcycle noises, vrrrrrrooom.
or like a leaky radiator, hisssssssssssss.
or a self-oscillating lawn sprinkler, tk tk tk tk. 90 more words

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Won't You Be My Neighbor?

I used to live next to a crack whore when I was living in an apartment. And unless you think I’m being judgmental, I don’t use the phrase “crack whore” figuratively. 207 more words

All-powerful God

An all-powerful God is a single being who has total presence, knowledge, benevolence and power. That means that God is in your head (and in everyone else’s head and in their pockets, big toe nails and cups of tea, in fact – everywhere and everywhen, all simultaneously), knows about that thought that you just had (and the next one you will have and all the other stuff that did and will happen – ever), is okay with that thought (and all the other stuff) and has the power to change any single part of any of all of that (including the stuff that already happened). 578 more words

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