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The Big Wedding (a big stinker)

Genre: Romantic comedy, family drama

Starring: A cavalcade of stars including Robert De Niro, Dianne Keaton, Susan Sarandon, Topher Grace, Amanda Seyfried, Katherine Heigl, Ben Barnes & a small turn from Robin Williams… 610 more words

Movies

xXx: The Return of OMFG What Did I Just Watch

Stars: Vin Diesel, Ruby Rose, Toni Collette, Ice Cube, Samuel L. Jackson (ish)

Genre: Big, dumb action-adventure

Stars: 2 (I think) 

Okay, so I’m a fan of big dumb action movies. 815 more words

Movies

You Get Me - I Don't Get It

Genre: psychological suspense

Stars: 1

Okay so I knew this one wasn’t going to be going straight to the movie equivalent of the pool room, but I wanted to watch it anyway, because… Hmm. 916 more words

Movies

Transformers: The Last Knight​ (AKA A Terrible Terrible Film)

Genre: action-adventure, craptastic

Stars: 1/2 (not kidding)

What’s wrong with Michael Bay’s latest and (God, please make it be true) last Transformers film? Everything.

There is nothing right about it. 759 more words

Craptastic

So Many Ideas, So Little Time

I completely identify with this meme. Completely. 

Right now my brain has so much crap going on in it that I had to take out a pad of paper and do a completely brain dump. 278 more words

Just Another Day In Paradise

The man in the orange oven mitts

Look for him.

On the sidelines of NFL football games. He gets the call from the suits, and walks on the field with his mitted hands crossed, and that’s it. 162 more words

Commercials

Lomography Fisheye 1

The Lomography Fisheye 1 is a paragon of photographic engineering excellence. No, I can’t say that with a straight face. The tape I used to get a roll of UltraFine 100 film to adhere to the take-up spool (and subsequently fell off), laughable frame counter, and build quality of McDonald’s Happy Meal toy makes that… 84 more words

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