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How to Write a Book--3

How to write a book, without causing law suits, Holiday stand-offs or committing acts of Familial Treason might be a better title for this week’s post ;)  877 more words


PMS post on the In-laws

I should be censored. I should not even post when I am PMS-ing… A mental and physical muzzle for all conversations during this delicate psychotic period should be administered. 1,206 more words



I will totally admit that I am THAT relative that expects everyone to show up for each and every holiday function and damn it, everyone had best be happy or at least pretend to be happy or Crazy Aunt Mel comes out and hell hath no fury like family not getting along and being happy on a holiday!   502 more words


You Heard It, I Heard It. Aunties Hear It. 

You heard it. It doesn’t matter if it was in person, a phone call, at a party, if your mom told you, if they told you, if your cousin told you, you heard it. 166 more words



My brother called to tell me my sister in law is pregnant again (their second). I am going to be an aunt for the second time!

Your Crazy Aunt

You have one.  You know you do.  That crazy aunt or grandma or second cousin who makes silly things and gives them to you for .   158 more words

In the South...

We don’t put our crazy aunts in the attic. We sit ‘em on the front porch and serve ‘em iced tea. That’s on t-shirts and plaques in gift shops all over the place. 353 more words