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I’ve been thinking about arguments lately. Mostly I’ve been thinking about how horribly, tremendously, comically bad we are at arguing. Americans, I mean. We do so many things so well. 930 more words



Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can get you in a lot of trouble.
Manners are always important.
Smart is good. Lucky is better.   35 more words


My Theory Of Some Of It

I have this theory that if I spend a few hours a day thinking really hard, concentrating like orange juice, I can reduce the size of my butt. 548 more words


The Bachelorette Week 5 - Return of the Jedi

Welcome back to New York City, home of Times Square, Broadway, the Yankees, and the Inquisition of Nick Viall:

If you can make it here, you’ll make it anywhere… 2,278 more words


Dancing With The Stars Season Finale - Will This Awkward Game of Musical Chairs Never End?

Just kidding. I tried DWTS for one season and it never sparked any interest. I’m a sucker for mindless television and all, but I can’t sink that low. 3,881 more words


Statistics Saturday: My Use Of The Term 'Crazypants' Versus Time

You know how it is you just sometimes realize you’re using a word way more than normal? This happened to me recently.

If you’ve got any notable uses of the word “crazypants” or are curious about my other word uses let me know! 45 more words