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10-Year-Old Grows Out of Halloween Before Her Parents

BARRHAVEN – “On real holidays you get the day off school. Halloween is stupid and I hate it,” said 10-year-old Shawna Taylor.

“My parents take Halloween too far. 345 more words

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uOttawa freshman burns through OSAP in first week of school

SANDY HILL – “They put $7,842 in my account last Thursday and I had no idea what to do with all of that money!” exclaimed 18 year-old first year psychology student Marcus Anderson. 461 more words

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Stats Canada employee finally starts to complain about OLRT construction

OTTAWA – “I understand that we are currently undergoing a massive transition in Ottawa and that infrastructure upgrades require sacrifices in the short term for the long term sustainability of Ottawa and I’ve tried not to complain about the OLRT traffic but Thursday was the final straw.” Exclaimed Kevin Talbot on his Facebook page. 370 more words

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Hintonburg Hipster Practices Pitching Tent in Living Room to Prepare for First Authentic Camping Trip

HINTONBURG – “I was tired of being a walking contradiction, it was time to take responsibility for my beard,” confessed 26 year-old Chris Walker. “I’ve been growing it now for two years and I never leave the house without wearing plaid. 534 more words

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Avid Hockey Fan Becomes Basketball Expert by the Second Quarter of Raptors Playoff Game

TUNNEY’S PASTURE, OTTAWA – “Who cares about hockey when there’s no Canadian teams in the playoffs!” boasted Stats Canada employee Kevin Talbot during the half-time of the Raptors and Heat game 7 conference semi-final. 321 more words

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American Customs Officer Puts the Squeeze on Vegemite

VANCOUVER – Jack Beardmore found himself in a strangely Australian situation last month. The 28 year-old Aussie had picked up three tubes of Vegemite for friends at the duty free in Sydney before boarding his 15-hour flight. 234 more words

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