I got your wedding invitation today.
I always thought it would be my name next to yours when those kind of invitations got sent out. 579 more words
I go to the grocery store. I buy a salad bag. The big one. The one that’s $3.99. Carrots, lettuce, that purple stuff and all that fun healthy stuff. 162 more words
`’Okay, okay. I’ve got one. The guy in the corner, looking at his screen with great intensity.’
‘Well for one, he has forgotten his glasses or something. 765 more words