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Sriracha To Sell Edible Panties

Sriracha, the wildly popular hot sauce that spawned a line of merchandise, is ready to “squirt” into your bedroom LOL. Along with t-shirts, hats, and other items found in discount bins at Wal-Marts, Sriracha will now be selling edible panties flavored with the spicy condiment. 244 more words

News

Floss harness

I don’t mean dental floss. Gentlemen, this could be painful.
The instructions below are for a low sling, but it can easily be adapted for a high sling. 370 more words

Moves

Dream of Nakedness

I was handsome, I was strong,
I knew the words of every song.
Did my singing please you?
The words you sang were wrong.
-Leonard Cohen. 51 more words

Poetry

Manspreading

I was sitting on the city bus on my way to the office when something strange happened. I had a doctor’s appointment first thing in the morning, and by the time I caught the bus, rush hour was over, so the bus wasn’t very crowded. 369 more words

Flash Fiction

Just stuff it in pants