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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


Mildred: Frances McDormand

Red Welby: Caleb Landry Jones

Pamela: Kerry Condon

Dixon: Sam Rockwell

Willoughby: Woody Harrelson

Summary: When Mildred Hayes’s daughter is raped and murdered walking down their street, she is devastated. 257 more words

So this old man named William Drake

So, this old man named William Drake
one time fell asleep by a lake.
A kind passerby
was afraid Drake had died
so he gave that old Willy a shake.



Bars was good at holding it in. He could really blow when he wanted, a blast of rancid wind called at will.

Of course, his audience egged and encouraged. 844 more words