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An Open Letter to My Trump and Cruz Friends

Dear Trump friends and Cruz friends.

There’s no reason to lash out at each other as Donald Trump has begins to explore alternative avenues of getting thing done. 379 more words


Ted Cruz, High on Jesus, Tries to Defund Programs for Starving Children

Washington D.C. – Ted Cruz, dangerously high on scripture, presented a bill to cut all government funding for starving, sick, and dying children.

“This is such a blessed day,” said Cruz standing in front of his colleagues on Capitol Hill, a bible nestled close to his chest, “and such a great opportunity to do something truly good and holy in the world.” 290 more words


Cruzin' And Oozin'

You take one look at Ted Cruz’s face and you think, gee…if there is a god he must have really hated Ted before he was even born. 734 more words