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Curb Your Dog: Etishit 101

If you have a dog, than you are a dog walker–a near axiom of the Law of Contradiction. (Unless, you keep your pet hostage in your dwelling until the ASPCA comes, rescues said “man’s best friend” and uses the video footage as B-roll for their campaign against animal cruelty with Sarah McLachlan singing “Angel” in the background.) 178 more words


Curb Your Dog, NYC

People love to own dogs in New York City.  For as many types of people there are in New York, there are also multiple types of dogs.   241 more words

New York City

what a difference a sign makes...

When I lived in Mexico, the above sign was posted everywhere. But since I didn’t have a dog, I pretty much ignored the signage. Until one night, I was out drinking with two of my friends who were also my neighbors. 246 more words

The hippest curb your dog sign around

What else can you say? That’s the best curb your dog sign I’ve ever seen. Curb em and scoop it.  Boro ord 789.  Seven ate Nine?   7 more words


Shit Bag Politics

I didn’t think writing would be so fucking hard. I suppose that’s what happens when you are out of practice. What do I write about? My neighbors’ campaign against my dog for defecating and piddling in their tree wells? 131 more words

Please curb your dog.

How many of us actually know what this statement means? We read it everywhere from the middle of the city to the suburban streets, but not many of us seem to know what it means. 460 more words


Day 73: Nor am I a scrooge.

I am in no way, shape, or form backing down from my declaration of being a winter-loving girl. It’s still as true today – a day with sun and no headache – as it was on… 61 more words