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Private Property ...

The Comical Case of the Public Private Property

That’s the funny thing about private property, it’s still private property even if there is no fence around it.   1,090 more words


A list of whys

Why don’t you curb your fucking dog?

Why is your dog wearing a sweater?

Why is your dog in your purse?

Why is it congrats on being the first black ____? 132 more words


Curb Your Dog

I didn’t grow up with a dog, so it took me years and years to figure out what “curb your dog” meant. It’s such an awkward phrase that I’m sure it takes a lot of people a long time to figure it out. 170 more words

How To

curb your dog

It’s a concept that hasn’t caught on where I’m living. Or in many other cities, I suspect, in this part of the country. The standard of living in Zhangjiagang, in Jiangsu Province, is well above much of the rest of the country and is loaded with parks, large and small, as well as a system of canals lined with picturesque walking paths. 581 more words

Random Thoughts

Curb Your Dog: Etishit 101

If you have a dog, than you are a dog walker–a near axiom of the Law of Contradiction. (Unless, you keep your pet hostage in your dwelling until the ASPCA comes, rescues said “man’s best friend” and uses the video footage as B-roll for their campaign against animal cruelty with Sarah McLachlan singing “Angel” in the background.) 178 more words