Why don’t you curb your fucking dog?
Why is your dog wearing a sweater?
Why is your dog in your purse?
Why is it congrats on being the first black ____? 132 more words
It’s a concept that hasn’t caught on where I’m living. Or in many other cities, I suspect, in this part of the country. The standard of living in Zhangjiagang, in Jiangsu Province, is well above much of the rest of the country and is loaded with parks, large and small, as well as a system of canals lined with picturesque walking paths. 581 more words
If you have a dog, than you are a dog walker–a near axiom of the Law of Contradiction. (Unless, you keep your pet hostage in your dwelling until the ASPCA comes, rescues said “man’s best friend” and uses the video footage as B-roll for their campaign against animal cruelty with Sarah McLachlan singing “Angel” in the background.) 178 more words