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Five stages of waking up

Some people greet each day with a smile. They open their eyes and thank God for another day to be alive. They consider themselves blessed to be able to get out of bed once again and get started on a brand new day—the first day of the rest of their lives, they say. 781 more words


THE ABSQUATULATE- Nudge's Chance to Shine- from Worzel

The atmosphere was of chewing, rending of teeth on toast, the aah’s of good tea. My pen kept rolling off the wobbly table I had attempted to steady with a wad of toilet roll. 1,053 more words

Pet peeve: Birthday cake is served at the end of the party

I don’t want to rain on anyone’s birthday parade. Birthdays should be as joyous as possible. It’s a day to be grateful for life and to feel connected to the universe. 248 more words



Each year Montreal’s annual International Jazz Festival is visited by locals and tourists from across globe including tall old cur-mudgeons, who remain miserable despite wonderful music and fun happening around them. 152 more words


Curmudgeon Alert!

Curmudgeon: – a crusty, irascible, cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas.   (The Free Dictionary)

I have decided that for my sanity and your edification, I am going to regularly take a few moments to express my inner curmudgeon. 723 more words



Had enough of

  • queues
  • Ripoff prices
  • Crowds
  • Amazing sights
  • Hassle
  • Delicious food
  • Watney’s Red Barrel
  • queuing up
  • snobs
  • plebs
  • Booking fees
  • Handling charges
  • culture
  • kids…
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