About four months ago I got my girlfriend up the duff.
Apparently this is life-altering news which will completely change my outlook on everything that’s ever existed in the history of this 4,500 year old earth. 1,940 more words
Many times, I’m thankful for the people who know and can do the things I don’t or can’t. Any time that I have taken my car to a garage to have it worked on, I’m thankful that someone knows what they’re doing when they open my car or slide underneath it because I never really know what I’m looking at. 2,051 more words