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Cars - Friday Fictioneers

I have some news to share here
which I’ll explain anon
but before that let me tell you
AnElephant is gone

so now I must inform you… 155 more words

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AnElephantCant reblogged this on anelephantcant and commented:

AnElephantCant believe it He is tearing out his hair He is steadily being ousted By the upstart C.E. Ayr

The Mistake - Sunday Photo Fiction

I used to know AnElephant
Who wrote in silly verse
So I thought I’d just eliminate him
Before things get any worse

Sunday Photo Fiction… 225 more words

Flash Fiction

AnElephantCant reblogged this on anelephantcant and commented:

AnElephantCant be eliminated He is not easily scared But he has an addiction To Sound Bite Fiction As created by C.E. Ayr

The Mall - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant say he enjoys shopping
This is not too hard for him to admit
He can never buy shoes
Or pants that are loose
And it is impossible┬áto find a hat that will fit… 143 more words

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Dear Prime Minister - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant comment on politics
He’s a heffelump he doesn’t get to vote
But the rich have a laugh
While the poor continue to starve
Austerity is wrong and he thinks everyone must know it… 275 more words

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Dream Home - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant always be happy
There are days when he feels doom and gloom
But like great chandeliers
He flaps his big ears
And his humour brightens the most dreary of rooms… 153 more words

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The Clock - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant travel through time
He is not a writer of cool Science Fiction
He isn’t Asimov or Clarke
He stumbles around in the dark
Hoping Al does not serve notice of eviction… 177 more words

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After Linda - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant claim he’s a chef
Which is surprising for a chap of his mettle
He leaves most food uncut
Prefers to munch a peanut
AnElephantCant boil a kettle… 156 more words

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