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Contrary January's Imaginary Quandary

AnElephantCant solve his dilemma
He finds himself in a pickle-filled quandary
Tries the Nickel and Dime
Can’t buy a good rhyme
To start this absolutely brilliant blog about January… 202 more words

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R.I.P. Starman

AnElephantCant stop loving Mr Bowie
Although his name is too difficult to rhyme
His music is amazing
If perhaps slightly crazy
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes but I can’t trace time… 221 more words

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AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas
If anything he acts even dafter
As the seasonal bells jingle
He feels his tactile trunk tingle
And his ears flap with joy at the laughter… 130 more words

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St Andra's Fault

AnElephantCant tell you too much
About St Andrew who is Scotland’s Patron Saint
According to tittle tattle
He won us a battle
So we seem to have no cause for complaint… 354 more words

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Remember Remember the Fifth of November

AnElephantCant explain to non-British
Just why we celebrate the Fifth of November
Every school kid is told
About this scoundrel of old
And we are told to Remember Remember… 136 more words

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