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The Railway

AnElephantCant go on a train
Although there are so many times he has tried
He goes to the station
But to his consternation
He cannot squeeze his mammoth bahookie inside… 152 more words

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Right and Wrong is Now a Song

Kris Anderson has put just about the most unexpected music imaginable to some of my words.
I love it!

The words of the original poem – Right and Wrong – are shown below. 161 more words

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The Light - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant deny that he’s different
He tends to stand out in a crowd
His ears look better shrunk
He has tusks and a trunk
That holds more water than the average rain cloud… 211 more words

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Forbidden Jetty - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant climb a lighthouse
He bewares of wee twisty stairs
He knows nobody cares
About his scary nightmares
But where oh where can he hide from the bears… 197 more words

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The Best Laid Plans - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant ever be organised
He is never on time he procrastinates
Although sometimes he wishes
He can wash and dry all the dishes
He usually ends up with broken saucers and plates… 156 more words

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Route 66 - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant sing rock n roll
Though he undoubtedly has oodles of swagger
You think this is hooey
But he can’t go to St Louis
And he is not Chuck Berry or  mighty Mick Jagger… 147 more words

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The Theft - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant help feeling embarrassed
He sees something that puzzles him greatly
He has got no clue
He is surprised there are two
But he sees another object that is pink and unshapely… 200 more words

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