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Hallowe'en Scottish Style

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AnElephantCant contain his excitement
As the end of October draws near
His wee brain fair itches… 296 more words

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Contrary January's Imaginary Quandary

AnElephantCant solve his dilemma
He finds himself in a pickle-filled quandary
Tries the Nickel and Dime
Can’t buy a good rhyme
To start this absolutely brilliant blog about January… 202 more words

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R.I.P. Starman

AnElephantCant stop loving Mr Bowie
Although his name is too difficult to rhyme
His music is amazing
If perhaps slightly crazy
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes but I can’t trace time… 221 more words

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AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas
If anything he acts even dafter
As the seasonal bells jingle
He feels his tactile trunk tingle
And his ears flap with joy at the laughter… 130 more words

Daft Rhymes