“Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they are suckers.”
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“What do you call a bear that is cold?
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“What does a clam do on its birthday?
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“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.”
— Marcel Pagnol
2 days, 17 hours ago
A crocodile can’t poke their tongue out!
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2 days, 18 hours ago
This week I learned that the man flu is actually a thing – but even worse, he wasn’t kidding! This flu is terrible.
Apologies to all the men out there that get mocked for a man flu. 58 more words
3 days, 9 hours ago
“Happiness has nothing to do with your life circumstances, it is based on your ability to accept the things that you are experiencing.”
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