Day 192: Hold On And Never Let Go

When you’re cutting your cat’s toy nails, and you have them laid out on the ground with a bag of treats close by but you start doing their back feet, and they persist until they can’t take it anymore and trap you in a reverse bear trap and start to gnaw on your arm and you just accept your fate as your parent sits there and watches you suffer, only to step in when they think you’ve learned your lesson. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 191: Trampoline

When your friend has a trampoline and asks if you want to come over and hop on the tramp only to connect the dots later in life since it sounded like you and your friend jumped on poor people, and you never go on a trampoline again. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.