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Brother-less

4/28/16

Brother-less

Jared,

Stop writing me these letters.  I don’t care about your fucking asthma and I don’t want to remember anything about you or know anything more about what you did.  135 more words

Love Story

I'm Going To F*ck That Homo Sapien In His Cage

The human race is dead. Long live the human race.

All that remains of that destroyed world, is an average-looking homo sapien kept in captivity on a spaceship governed by a race of six-limbed aliens that closely resemble giant praying mantises, known as the Opillians. 1,335 more words

Satire

Loop 29

Packed in

Drowned out

Washed up

~

Knees and elbows joggling

On a wooden bench

Nowhere to sit

Too many people here

For the convivial reunion… 154 more words

Poem

Ghost Scratch

4/27/16

Ghost Scratch

Dear Jarred,

How are you, brother?  My spirit is grieving for Libby.  Mr. Ashley doesn’t deserve a letter from me.  In the end Libby didn’t either, but I still love her.  268 more words

Love Story

Itchy Mask

4/26/16

Itchy Mask

Dear Jarred,

J + L forever, brother.  Forever is an illusion; I don’t think Libby’s waiting for me at the Gates of Heaven.  213 more words

Love Story

The Odor in the Driveway

It’s so much easier to tell a lie if you mumble out “possibly” at the very end. For example: it turns out that butter is good for you (possibly); I totally finished that report (possibly); I’m expecting a call from Prince Harry (possibly). 701 more words

Film

Kiss My Orange

4/25/16

Kiss My Orange

Dear Libby,

The earth stopped pulsing when you left.  Its rough crust tore apart my fingernails, when I tried to dig for a beat or a simple breath.  432 more words

Clock Block