Skatz Hates Norman
Skatz: No. He likes to distract people from staring at his mole by walking around Manhattan yelling “Hey everybody, look at my bush!”
1 day, 21 hours ago
Skatz: No, it’s capsule of cyanide. You take it Norman, or I will. Either way will give me peace from you.
3 days, 4 hours ago
Skatz: That stick is actually a mold of his own penis – and true to size.
4 days, 5 hours ago
5 days, 4 hours ago
Skatz: Pictures of guns don’t kill people. Pictures of Norman kill people.
5 days, 5 hours ago
My Norman Addixon
5 days, 12 hours ago
Skatz: He’s mad because he always thought Big Ben was the name of a giant dildo. This is just a stupid clock.
And although it looks uncomfortable, he still may purchase a replica in the gift shop.
5 days, 22 hours ago