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The Valentine's Day Massacre Part 5 (and last)

Keaton finally pulled the truck into a parking lot in a deserted-looking part of Arcadia.

I knew the place.  I’d been to it before.  K*******s.  It’s a topless sports bar.  1,152 more words

The Valentine's Day Massacre Part 4

Monica ended our Valentine’s Day date by telling me she had to be at work early the next morning.  The evening had been a disaster, so I was expecting it.  710 more words

The Valentine's Day Massacre Part 2

More of the story of my miserable Valentine’s Day this year, after I’d gotten to Monica’s apartment and things started going wronger than a monkey driving a lawn mower. 698 more words

The Valentine's Day Massacre Part 3

I promised that the evening would get even worse.  Here’s how it did.

We finally got a table, and at least Monica didn’t get pissed off about where it was. 1,047 more words

Cruise

Cruise ( or how I used duct tape to trim my thighs)

“I met a guy. I finally met someone!” I yelled to the meth head who lived upstairs from me in my affordable housing studio. 994 more words

YOUR TINDER DATE IS NOT YOUR THERAPIST (AND VICE VERSA): When Transparency Kills Romance

There was this guy I met up with recently — we’ll call him “Ted” — whom I right-swiped because (duh) he was cute, and also because he was a newspaper reporter, which I used to be too.   729 more words

LEARNING FROM EXPERIENCE

But you don't have a tooth tho...

This is my best worst date about a guy missing a tooth.

I matched with a guy on OkCupid (literally the worst); lets call him “Blake”. 721 more words

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