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The Hobbit

I tried dating a guy shorter than me. Which normally isn’t a big deal, right? But, I’m 5’10” and he’s 5’5″. I very much felt like Gandalf with Frodo Baggins. 81 more words

The Minor League Umpire

This guy and I had found each other on some chat website last summer (or maybe even two summers ago). We talked for a while and then, like usual, everything turned sexual. 216 more words

The Uncircumcised One

I’m not writing these guys in order, as this guy was like a year ago. . . however I FINALLY have some time to get caught up on blog posts! 270 more words

Hey Grace

“How are you?” Will suffice, gentlemen.

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Internet Dating

My dating life to this point can best be summed up as average: one wonderful relationship that ended in tears, a few shitty relationships that ended in flames,┬áthe truly unfortunate “straight” period of 2006-2010, and boatloads of mediocrity. 761 more words

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The Fuck Buddy

I met this guy on Tinder. I’ve never said THAT before. He was handsome, funny, AND named after an excellent Classic Rock musician. My profile said all I wanted was someone to bring me roses because I had already gotten the pizza I wanted. 271 more words

Shit, I Have a Stalker

At the end of the week, I was heading home. I’m ready to see my chosen family-the loves of my life, and I’m ready to forget about Boston for a week. 2,093 more words

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