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Bants in Bed: Just Call Me Girthy

Just Call Me Girthy (JCMG) and I met on Tinder. He was an investment banker whose long hours made him a perfect candidate for late night fucks and drunken weeknight fun. 232 more words

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Swings Both Ways: Power Shower (Part 2)

Long time no speak…

To make up for our absence, here’s a story that’s about to get a bit graphic but what’s the fun of writing a dating blog without a bit of gory detail. 378 more words

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Dating Site Fails: Douchey Guys Edition

So, I do keep one online dating profile looking “normal” with general information, getting 1-2 views every week or so. Even though I don’t generally try to talk to anyone or put much if any effort into dating, I have to wonder why a moderately attractive, seemingly stable guy with a job, car, place of his own, who is also a single-father, doesn’t have the ladies lining up. 981 more words

I will pass, thanks. 

I got this message from a charming massage therapist…Wait…isn’t “Tantric Massage” just sex?! Ew.  


Smooth Operator 4.25.15

“Hey there cutie! Would you be interested in having a threesome with two men?”

Like really? Is there any where on my profile that indicates I’m interested in that?

Bants in Bed: The Virgin

Oh, I have sinned. Last weekend, I officially took a man’s virginity.

Let’s just let that sink in…

It started out relatively innocent, with a bottle of red and way too much conversation about his job. 284 more words

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