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Interview with an Ex

Thus far, I have shared stories of the utter failures of my dating experiences. But every dating story has two perspectives of what happened. And because I’m a fair person (and a bit of a masochist,) I reached out to a woman I dated to get her side of things. 832 more words

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Birthday Date Gone Wrong

Tequila is not my friend. Tequila is my mortal enemy. This is a lesson I had to learn the hard way. I’m fairly certain this is the way everyone learns that tequila is out to hurt them. 1,063 more words

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The Pharting Phase

I once set up an entire date, while I was on the toilet. Spoiler Alert: That date went to the shitter. Before you judge me about this, let’s consider the fact that we will each spend an average of 6,718 and ½ hours pooping over the course of our lifetime. 505 more words

Dating Fails