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Tinder Shut Down's Part 3

Online dating at its finest…

Its that time again, where I look through my dating app screenshots and share the very best of them with you all! 78 more words

No More Mr. Nice Guy

“Oh…so being from the other side of this equation 95% of the time, I just want you to know that you’re not allowed to say the things that you said. 235 more words


there are no words

There are no words. – Me, my brain was that speechless.

I struggled to articulate the what-the-hell-just-happened madness as I followed along THE 65 North (I’m told people don’t add “the” before freeway names here and that is a dead giveaway that I’m not from here, but I’m proud of my Californianess and have now chosen to not only continue saying this but emphasize and capitalize with vigor.) after my 20-minute date that, from the looks of it, must have been the pilot episode of Nashville Candid Camera or The Jamie Kennedy Experiment: Nashville Edition.

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Okie dokie then

Ladies, please make sure your notifications are turned on for Bumble so that you are always made aware IMMEDIATELY of every message you receive. Should a man message you at 11pm asking your plans, it would be absolutely inconsiderate for you to wait until what you would consider a more reasonable time to respond.


The Hobbit

I tried dating a guy shorter than me. Which normally isn’t a big deal, right? But, I’m 5’10” and he’s 5’5″. I very much felt like Gandalf with Frodo Baggins. 81 more words

The Minor League Umpire

This guy and I had found each other on some chat website last summer (or maybe even two summers ago). We talked for a while and then, like usual, everything turned sexual. 216 more words

The Uncircumcised One

I’m not writing these guys in order, as this guy was like a year ago. . . however I FINALLY have some time to get caught up on blog posts! 270 more words