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Swings Both Ways: Mr Blonde (Part 3)

So (apparently predictably) things started to get a bit messy with Mr Blonde. And by messy, I mean that my heart of stone started to crack and gooey niceness started to come out. 762 more words

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Is there such a thing as being SEMI-Catfished?!

The Urban Dictionary’s definition of a CATFISH is this:  A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they’re not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances. 402 more words


Bants in Bed: Just Call Me Girthy

Just Call Me Girthy (JCMG) and I met on Tinder. He was an investment banker whose long hours made him a perfect candidate for late night fucks and drunken weeknight fun. 232 more words

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Swings Both Ways: Power Shower (Part 2)

Long time no speak…

To make up for our absence, here’s a story that’s about to get a bit graphic but what’s the fun of writing a dating blog without a bit of gory detail. 378 more words

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Dating Site Fails: Douchey Guys Edition

So, I do keep one online dating profile looking “normal” with general information, getting 1-2 views every week or so. Even though I don’t generally try to talk to anyone or put much if any effort into dating, I have to wonder why a moderately attractive, seemingly stable guy with a job, car, place of his own, who is also a single-father, doesn’t have the ladies lining up. 981 more words

I will pass, thanks. 

I got this message from a charming massage therapist…Wait…isn’t “Tantric Massage” just sex?! Ew.