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The Fuck Buddy

I met this guy on Tinder. I’ve never said THAT before. He was handsome, funny, AND named after an excellent Classic Rock musician. My profile said all I wanted was someone to bring me roses because I had already gotten the pizza I wanted. 271 more words

Shit, I Have a Stalker

At the end of the week, I was heading home. I’m ready to see my chosen family-the loves of my life, and I’m ready to forget about Boston for a week. 2,093 more words


So Wrong

We went on 2 more dates and watched a movie one more time. First, we went to the beach in his car. He was boring and had nothing to say in the car. 2,400 more words



This past weekend I reached a low after being rejected by two guys in one day. I typically handle this well but not one after the other. 232 more words

My cat is better than yours?

This morning I took my niece to school. It was a great experience, had been maybe a year or close to since I’d done it. She was excited, showed me her school and teacher and class. 382 more words


Online Dating & Fort Kick Ass

This last week has been a whole lot of “what the fuck’s”. There are only so many times I can say that in a week without needing to inhale through a brown bag. 590 more words

Everyday Shit

Good Vanilla? Not Plain Vanilla?

He shows up in khaki pants and a button up shirt that men would most definitely describe as flannel, but is actually a plaid shirt that is a mainstay in every Lands End catalog. 736 more words