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Swings Both Ways: Mr Blonde

**Disclaimer: this little tale is being told from one very sexually deprived individual with a Cheshire cat grin and a body full of adrenaline.**

I’ve been an online dater from the very tender age of 15. 726 more words


Swings Both Ways: Ice Queen

This was possibly one of the worst dates I’ve ever been on. But, she was a model, tattooed, pierced and feisty; just what I needed. I’d been talking this girl for a while and we were starting to struggle with the distance between our cities and not being able to meet face to face. 637 more words


Swings Both Ways: Megalomanic Rock Star

This date seemed very promising. He was my type (I have many) but he hit the nail on the head for the gorgeous, tattooed, sex-God man who seemed sweet, caring and above all else – intriguing. 575 more words


guess who I finally heard from?

J2 from “SOS! I’m so confused” finally contacted me on Wednesday, after 2 weeks of no communication and basically standing me up.

Here is what his lame-ass had to say: 98 more words


"You seem cool though..."

I made a profile on OKCUPID last night, which I have done a few times. I go back and forth- why? Perhaps I dig self-torture? Or maybe I am just letting the hopeful side of me take over again. 301 more words


Abercrombie and Awkward

We get ready in her tiny little apartment. It has one and a half windows, painted white cabinets, and four pieces of furniture. Tonight, we’re happy. 594 more words