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Return to Sender: I need your subby resume

This gem comes from FetLife:

The message (my responses in italics): in what ways are you sub?

Well gee, random stranger who has never met me or had a single conversation with me, this matters to you why?? 259 more words

Return to Sender: Skype me baby!

The message: Hello, my name is Skype-Fan, are Italian, but now I’m in Mexico for work, next Tuesday, 18 August I come to San Antonio, I watched with interest your profile, I would love to know you better. 504 more words

Return to Sender: The Overview

Human courtship rituals confuse me. Or, at least modern courtship does. Sometimes I yearn for those old fashioned days where there were very clear cut rules on how men should approach women and how they should conduct themselves in the dating stages. 309 more words

Dating Older: The First Time I Realized I Liked Older Guys

Ever since I can remember, people have always told me that I was very mature for my age or that I have an “old soul”. Growing up, I realized this as well. 540 more words


Real Talk - How to Not Pick Up Women : Part 1

So my friends and I were talking about the bizarre things that guys have done to try to get our numbers or “pick us up”. It was a hilarious conversation and I thought I’d share some of them with you guys. 1,052 more words


One Wedding and a Murderer

Attending a wedding as a single female takes balls. My outlook on this is:

  • If you can’t pull at a wedding, where can you?
  • If you don’t get blind drunk at the open bar, when else can’t you?
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I Am a Cliff Diver

So I’ve been thinking a lot about the path I’ve been on and this quote by Albert Einstein, “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the same result.” I’ve dated quite a few boys over the last year and I feel like each has ended in the same manner – me confused, lonely and not understanding how I read the signals wrong and these boys didn’t like me as much as I liked them. 270 more words