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Dating Stories: The Touchy Feely Lady

I went on a date with a touchy-feely person. She wanted to hold hands as we walked down the street, but my hands sweat constantly, and it’s not good when I hold things, so I tried to fist bump and elbow nudge her instead. 246 more words

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Dating Stories: Spoon Lady

I went on a date with a woman who loves the outdoors. You know, a hippy. She asked me, “When you’re in bed with someone, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?” 480 more words

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Online Dating: Please, Avoid Brownies on the First-Date

What do I mean when I say “avoid brownies on the first-date”? Why wouldn’t anyone want a nice, warm, and delicious treat to enjoy? Especially, a lovely treat while partaking in some fascinating first-date conversation pieces, such as, “what’s your favourite colour?” or the timeless “So, do you like your job and what exactly do you do for a living?” 919 more words

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Dating Stories: The House Guest Lady

I have a spare bedroom at the back of my house. I thought, Why not rent it out short-term? I could meet some interesting travellers. There’s a web site that allows people to do that, so I signed up and listed the room. 481 more words

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Online Dating: Everyone has a “Calamari Story”

Talking to a friend:

A friend asks me about my online dating experience and how it is going. I lament that it isn’t the best, but not the worst either. 1,841 more words

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Dating Stories: The Lady on the Train

I saw a women on a train and I thought, Hey I should ask her out.

You know? There’s that saying that true love appears when you least expect it, and there’s love at first sight, and strike while the iron is hot, and never look a gift horse in the mouth, and all that. 705 more words

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Dating Stories: Taxi Home Lady

I did buy a drink for a woman. We meet in a pub. Her idea. When I got there she said, “I’m as dry as a dead dingo’s donga!” 322 more words

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