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Dating Stories: The Vegan Lady

I took a vegan to KFC. Not on purpose, it was just near the car park where we planned to meet.

Mum said KFC was appropriate for a vegan, “Because they can’t fucking cook.” 401 more words

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Dating Stories: The Banana Lady

I hate it when people assume things about me. Especially when they’re right. Like the time I was at the supermarket near me. It has free fruit for kids. 370 more words


The Snake and the Mantis

I try Tinder. I download it at work, in the lull between customers and coupons. I upload a few photos. The aces of the bunch. Everyone has exactly five photos they look good in, and it is up to you how you play them. 733 more words

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The World's Worst One Night Stand: Part I

So a lot’s been going on the last few weeks, and I have to say, this one I thought was maybe the craziest experience I’ve had yet. 1,046 more words

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Dating Stories: The Saddest Story Lady

Often before a gig I hear people say they’ve practiced their new material on their partner, just to check it wasn’t shit first. I don’t have a partner. 234 more words


Anita The Ugly Werewolf

A week or two ago, I’m talking to my friends about our dating lives — because that’s like our major topic of conversation. Plus it’s always the most entertaining. 668 more words

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The Nurse Who Lost Her Husband

A while back, there was a nurse I was trying to get with. I met her at work – I’m a first responder so I’d run into doctors, nurses, and other hospital employees on a semi-regular basis. 892 more words

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