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Dating Stories: The Sweety Names Lady

I’ve never had a girlfriend, or partner. I think if I do I’ll use some sort of nickname for her. I’m not an overly formal guy. 256 more words

Comedy

Dating Stories: The HR Lady

I had to tell Doug at work not to flick me in the nuts.

He said, “We do it all the time at the cricket club.” 251 more words

Comedy

Heartbeat

Your heartbeat gave you away.
I held your hand:
warm,
large,
engulfing.
My head rested against your shoulder,
and no matter how 
impassive
you tried to be in that moment,
--the infuriating stoicism
that makes it hard to 
read your expressions --
your beating heart gave you away. 94 more words
Love

Dating Stories: The Have Kids Lady

My date said, “I want to have kids,” which was off-putting because the waiter had arrived and I was about to order a steak sandwich. 273 more words

Comedy

Dating Stories: The Poop Fetish Lady

I was having coffee with a date. Well, she was having coffee, I was drinking orange juice that I was watering down.

She said, “Look, before we get too far into this, I need to tell you something. 279 more words

Dating Stories

Dating Stories: The Balloon Ladies

This guy said to me, “It must be great to be single. You can do whatever you want, with whoever you want.”

But that’s not true. 178 more words

Dating Stories

Dating Stories: The Dancing Lady

I was having a beer when this woman came up to me and said, “Do you want to dance?”

Then I realised I was in a Spanish bar, and a guy was playing Spanish guitar, and the empty space behind her was a dance floor. 268 more words

Comedy