Whatshisface: why is that so funny?
Seems that two weeks was enough to get a flurry of messages from whatshisface. I’m going with ‘he got bored’ and not ‘he missed me’. 364 more words
California imports a crazy amount of water, and still doesn’t have enough.
However, it also has hundreds of miles of coastline with the biggest body of water in the world. 46 more words