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Solution to No Problem

“Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.”

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Don’t Make Me a Sandwich

“’I’m going to make you a sandwich’ doesn’t sound threatening unless the person who said it is a wizard.”

Demetri Martin

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In a World...


In a World… (2013)
★★ / ★★★★

Since the death of Don LaFontaine, whose voice was used in thousands of movie trailers, Sam (Fred Melamed) has booked one gig right after another. 488 more words

Well, I'm Certainly Not Going Through Life With One Hand Tied Behind My Back. -- James Dean

“Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.”

Demetri Martin

Quotes

“”I’m going to make you a sandwich” doesn’t sound threatening unless the person who said it is a wizard.”

Demetri Martin

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Nine Haikus.

Reality shows

remind me that there are worse

ways to live my life.

Demetri Martin

is a good comedian.

he is so damn weird.

Haikus are world known. 92 more words

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“Saying, ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying, ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral.”

Demetri Martin

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