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Book Review: This is a Book by Demetri Martin (3/5)

I’m a big fan of Martin’s stand up comedy. I saw him live back in high school. I own one of his books and I’ve wanted to read this one for a long time, too. 510 more words


Demetri Martin and Paw-Shaped Cake: How I’m Learning to Ask for What I Want and Need

I have this horrible habit of bottling up anything that’s bothering me because I don’t want to rock the boat of any of my relationships. This inevitably leads to an explosion, usually in the form of a panic attack or yelling at someone I love. 742 more words

New Era

Morning Quote - Feb 4th 2019

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like, ‘huh?

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My computer beat me at chess… so I beat it at kickboxing. —Demetri Martin

Quote Of The Day

Walk a Mile in Their Shoes

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Everybody, everybody everywhere, has his own movie going, his own scenario, and everybody is acting his movie out like mad, only most people don’t know that is what they’re trapped by, their little script.

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Creative Thinking

Comedy Oddities: The Wrong Coast

A stop motion series which spoofs various celebrities, tv programmes and films that isn’t called Robot Chicken? Yep, it’s all true, as this effort from Canada preceded Adult Swim’s show by a year and yet it seems to be largely forgotten about despite Mark Hamill voicing one of the lead characters, Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris and Laura Dern providing some of the impersonations, and the writing team including Michael Showalter, Demetri Martin, Strangers With Candy creator Paul Dinello and Daria creator Glenn Eichler. 774 more words

Comedy Oddities

Solution to No Problem

“Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.”

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