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The Department of Egregious Errors

I am employed by the Department of Egregious Errors.

It isn’t very fullfilllin.


The Slogan for Department of Homeland Security: Wheels Up, Pants Down

When the Colombia scandal broke the country was appalled that the “best of the best” were engaged in such outrageous behavior. “Debauchery” of our agents, funded by the American taxpayers, was the clear indication from preliminary reports. 948 more words

Seven year old fighting Leukemia gets wish after being sworn in as firefighter

Seven year old Harrison Reiff, of Ephrata, doesn’t have it easy. He’s currently undergoing chemotherapy for Leukemia. “We fight fires, but I believe he’s fighting his own fire,” said Matthew Hilderbrand who is a senior fire truck driver for the Ephrata Fire Department. 257 more words



Department of Telecommunication

With You, We Can Send Students to National Conferences

Editor’s note: Here at UMBC, our students are the heartbeat of campus, and we are committed to providing them the best possible education. So, for the month of March, we will be highlighting our amazing academic departments, some of their recent achievements, and ways that you can help fund their continued excellence. 220 more words

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Arrest Video Outcry Reaches Police Headquarters

A march that started on Thorn Street in The Hill landed on the New Haven Police Department’s doorstep yesterday evening.

After a press conference in front of the Police Department’s 1 Union Avenue headquarters, the 50 or so activists filed into the building’s lobby, demanding to speak with Chief Dean Esserman about a St. 989 more words

Ask HPD: Is it illegal to park within T-type intersection?

Sharie Souza of the Honolulu Police Department Criminal Investigation Division will answer this week’s questions from a viewer.

Question: I received a parking ticket while parked within a “T” type intersection.  108 more words